"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments by those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations."

Zombie from Hell shocked back to life, plans to rule over us forever.

Culture of life? Feds going after hospices who don't make their patients die fast enough.

Rudy Mussolini: "I never had any doubt" that genocide was the right thing to do.

Tent Lott resigned yesterday, so he could spend more time with his gay male prostitutes. In a completely unrelated story, gay male prostitute denies he would ever do anything as disgusting as have sex with Trent Lott.

Just coincidentally, Dennis Hastert also resigned yesterday. In a completely unrelated story, gay male escort runs away screaming hysterically when asked if he'd ever had sex with Dennis Hastert.

Mitt Romney declares he would not allow a Muslim on his cabinet if elected President, because "there aren't that many Muslims." I would like to thank Mitt for reminding America there is absolutely no reason to vote for a Mormon, when they are less than 1% of the population.

Arrogance, thy name is Hillary.

Poll: Hillary would lose to any Republican candidate.

Where's an iceberg when you really need it?

Gore and Bush Chat about Global Warming.