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Gangster Giuliani
by Margaret KimberleyGiuliani has credibility with most Republican voters because of his warmongering and inclination to inflict physical pain on dark people. He is still in trouble with conservative Christians for his pro-choice position as mayor of New York City and for publicly treating his wife and children like dirt. He plans to make up for that by being more overtly racist.
Satire: Rudy Would Usher in Biblical ‘End Days,’ Evangelist Says
Pat Robertson Says Giuliani Presidency Appears in Book of Revelations
by Andy BorowitzOne day after endorsing former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani for president, televangelist Pat Robertson explained his decision, saying that a Giuliani presidency features prominently in the Book of Revelations.
The Time-To-Make-the-Doughnuts Candidate
by Ted RallPresident Hillary won’t close Gitmo. She won’t stop torturing. She won’t stop listening to our phone calls. She won’t stop the war in Iraq, much less in Afghanistan. Heck, she might even start a new one.
Democrats' Year of Living Fecklessly
by Robert ParryOne year ago, the Democrats ended Republican control of Congress, stirring millions of Americans to hope that George W. Bush’s Iraq War and his assault on the US Constitution finally would be stopped.
US Gov't Spying On ALL Internet Traffic
from MSNBC Countdown
Recall My Toys ... Please
The nation needs to go to its room
by Alan Bisbort We're tired of lead entering the bodies of our children, from Iowa to Iraq. We're tired of cheap goods passed off as name brands, Yale and Harvard-educated presidents who are learning-disabled lunatics, "commanding generals" who are publicists, "journalists" who are stenographers, diplomats who act like drunken sailors on shore leave, attorney generals who are crooks, gay-bashers who are closeted gays. We're tired of learning about dangers to our health, long after our exposure to the poison.
The Anti-Americanism of the Israel-Firsters
by Michael ScheuerI wish to directly refute Mr. Schoenfeld's claim that I "cast aspersions on American Jews." I do not cast aspersions, I forthrightly damn, and pray that God damns, any American – Jew, Catholic, Evangelical, Irish, German, Hindu, hermaphrodite, thespian, or otherwise – who flogs the insane idea that American and Israeli interests are one and the same. The nation-state of Israel is an intolerable burden to the treasury and security of the United States, and Washington's current relationship with Israel – sanctioned by the AIPAC-funded political leaders of both parties – is one of several factors that are leading to full-scale American participation in other peoples' religious wars, religious wars that David Horowitz's recent "Islamofascist Awareness Week" manifestly wants to bring to the streets of the United States.
Video: Fox Porn Channel
from Brave New FilmsCable TVs biggest porn peddler attacks decency. |

