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expand/collapse John McCain's Crack-Up
It Can Only Get Worse by November
by PM Carpenter
These days, is there any other political parlor game that can possibly compete with 'What's the Matter with John McCain?'

It's easy, it's fun, it's wholesome entertainment for the whole family. It's bipartisan. It's sweeping the nation. And its popularity derives from the simple formulation that there are not, really, any wrong answers, since no one really knows for sure just what in the hell is wrong with the man.

expand/collapse Life In the Post Political Age
by Joe Bageant
The reality of the post political period is best highlighted in the failed themes and ideas of Barack Obama's two primary opponents. The Clinton campaign was based on pushing two concurrent ideas: the inevitability factor of her candidacy and the other was her supposed experience. The only thing inevitable in the post political period is ceaseless change, which she could hardly offer while running against the candidate of "Change". How valuable of an asset can experience be in a culture where knowledge, wisdom and history are frowned upon?

John Edwards campaign on the other hand was dead on arrival. His theme and emphasis was America's ever widening class differences, a platform as truthful as it was irrelevant. The use of the word "class" will end any political career in America. That truth violates the primary narrative that our elite use to justify their legitimacy, which is the supposed meritocratic nature of America society. While the post political constituencies have absolutely no interest in class, whose very acknowledgment are the bases of all real politics and whose acknowledgement would only lead to an existential crisis in its ranks. In the post political period the only differences allowed can be in style and modes of consumption.

Today's Quote:

"God, grant me the senility
 To forget the people
 I never liked anyway,
 The good fortune
 To run into the ones I do,
 And the eyesight to tell the difference."
- Anon E. Mouse
Editor's Notes & Rants:

Nurse! Confused old man campains saying surge started almost a year before it did, and that it protected a man who was actually assassinated. [video]

Remember: McCain had a "love child" with a black prostitute! National Enquirer claims John Edwards has a "love child" with another woman. Considering the source, I'm surprised they didn't claim the baby was Bat Boy, and the mother was a space alien. Oh, and never mind that the alleged mother says the story is total bullshit. Republicans love bullshit!

A government of lies. One of the most deceitful rules our joke of a Congress runs by, is that members have a certain number of days when they can "revise" their testimony in the Congressional Record. So, they can lie their asses off in front of the cameras, and change their story later. Lamar Smith (R-TX) has now taken that to the extreme. While Karl Rove committed contempt of Congress by refusing to obey a subpoena to testify about his involvement in the in the prosecution of AL Governor Siegelman (D), Lamar has now submitted a ficticious account of Rove actually testifying, thus removing the possibility of contempt charges being filed.

This is the history the delusionists can't wait to destroy. National Geographic issue on the wonders of Iran.

With apologies to Monty Python. Nobody ever expects the Domionist Agenda! When Dominionism started its rise to power back in the 80s, I was a fundamentalist myself. I remember an issue of Christianity Today warning there was nothing Christian about the movement, and suggesting it was actually the religion of the AntiChrist. Maybe there are prophets, after all.

Reagan worshippers revive their demand that Reagan's face be put on the $10 bill. What more could you ask to reward the man who brought us all the concept of deregulation, which has destroyed the American economy, and made WE THE PEOPLE little more than slaves to the Corporate Elite? On the other hand, we could put his face on the penny, and then quit minting it because it isn't worth anything anymore.

Uh oh. Israel is now losing the support of the NeoCons.

Obama quickly losing support of antiwar activists.

What's missing from The Reich? Slavery!

Can't get on a plane because someone with a name just 8 letters different is on the terrorist watch list? Can you get off it? Politiburo says "nyet!"

Kinky! Charles Rangel (D-NY) files ethics probe...of himself.

Congresswoman Sally Kern (R-OK) caught trying to smuggle a gun into Capitol. Maybe the gays made her do it? She blames them for everything else.

Hatemongering bigot warns House hearing of black gang raping lesbians if Don't Ask, Don't Tell is overtuned. "Oh, and did I mention they're black!"

Speaking of rape. Congratulations on your winning bid to buy Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. I wonder which of the Bush clan is making a billion off of this bailout?