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March 17


expand/collapse Mission Accomplished: FUBAR ‘R’ US
by M. Kane Jeeves (Ed Naha)
Over the years, Bush has acquired many critics. Some think him as being arrogant, stubborn, ill informed, short-sighted, paranoid, clueless and out of touch. Others consider him an ideologue, an overgrown frat boy with a warped sense of entitlement, a dry drunk, a sociopath, a fascist, a belligerent blow-hard, a monarch wannabe with the inherent intelligence of a kadota fig and a total failure. To be fair to Bush, he is all that and more – an unprecedented Black Hole in the history of American governance.

Our president, who believes in the piss on ‘em, I mean, er, trickle down theory of economics and who has made a practice out of robbing the poor to give to the rich, is now faced with his latest monstrous creation: an American economy that has gone bust. The only reason there aren’t Hoovervilles popping up around the country is that nobody can afford the cardboard.

The sheer madness of King George has been highlighted in the past week by dire financial headline after headline and Bush’s reaction, or lack of it, to the consequences of his “let them eat caca” economic policies.

Thought for the day:

"If Hillary is such a bitch during the day, I certainly don't want her answering the red phone at 3am!"


Today's Quote:

"The ability to lie is a liability."
- Anon.
Editor's Notes & Rants:

New York Times columnist Bill "Rodham" Kristol again caught in blatant lie about Barak Obama.

More proof that Hillary is just another Republican in disguise.