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February 12


expand/collapse Satire: Tales of Whoah!
by Ed Naha
Reaching out to concerned conservatives, apparent Republican frontrunner Senator John McCain said he was one of them. To prove his point, he vowed, if elected, to declare war on himself.

“I will fight me over there so I don’t have to fight me over here,” he told a somewhat confused CPAC crowd. “The terrorists hate me for my freedom.”

Today's Quote:

"The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those who seek to mold reality in the light of their purposes."
- Henry Kissinger
Editor's Notes & Rants:

Democrats: giving invertebrates a bad name since 1992. Surprising absolutely nobody with an IQ over 50, Senate Democrats cave in to Bush on immunity for Telecoms that illegally spied on Americans.

FBI preparing for Martial Law.

Things are getting heated in the ongoing divorce proceedings in the GOP between the Wall Street Fascists and the Christian Fascists.

It really is time for change. Refuse to vote for either political party, who offer nothing but 'more of the same' - forever.

Freedom To Marry Week will include a hearing on the Constitutionality of a constitutional amendment passed by HeteroFascists in Colorado banning equal rights for gays and lesbians.

Hillary is "pro-gay," just so long as they are willing to accept second-class citizenship status, and don't get too uppity about equal rights.

Close races make for strange bed fellows. Hillary is ass-kissing for John Edwards' delegates. As if! That's makes as much sense as Huckabee thinking he could ask for Mitt Romney's help, after ruining his chances.

Why am I not surprised, that Hillary thinks it shouldn't be the voters who decide who the nominee will be, but the no-longer-democratic party bosses. Her husband conspired with John Kerry to create the DLC, removing democracy from the Democratic Party. Maybe it's too early for a prediction (then again, I predicted 6 months ago it would boil down to McCain and Hillary) but I think it might be Obama who wins the voters' nomination, but the unDemocratic Party leaders will still give the nomination to Hillary at the Convention in Denver via the "super"delegates, thwarting the will of the rank and file, and alienating half their base. Bye-bye Democratic Party. Let's hope an actual pro-democracy party can rise up to replace it.

Not that it matters, because in November, the NeoCons will likely just steal the election - a la Diebold - and McCain/Cheney will rule for the next 8 years - or until Armageddon, whichever comes first. Now aren't you glad you voted for the Do-Nothing-Democrats in the last election, so they could refuse to do a goddamned thing about those fraud-o-matic voting machines?